“Your heart’s desire is manifesting as we speak,” said Carma the Wise.

“You’re in luck,” Dr. Fortune agreed.

Carma and Dr. Fortune don’t always hand out such positive predictions.  Needless to say, their comments made my day.  WICKED WOMEN WRITERS ROCK, and even my wall calendar knows it.

Here’s the list of story assignments for the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge.

Chantal Boudreau
Holiday:  Thanksgiving
Location:  Wal-Mart
Object:  A sack of marbles

Jennifer Caress
Holiday:  New Year’s Day
Location:  A campground
Object:  An eagle feather

Amity Green
Holiday:  St Patrick’s Day
Location:  An opera house
Object:  A  leather shoestring

Jaki Idler
Holiday:  Valentine’s Day
Location:  A train station
Object:  A Gucci handbag

Jenna M. Pitman
Holiday:  The Fourth of July
Location:  A cruise ship
Object:  A silver candelabra

Michele Roger
Holiday:  Columbus Day
Location: A computer mainframe room
Object: A walkie-talkie

Killion Slade
Holiday:  Passover
Location:  A seashore
Object:  A garden rake

Hollie Snider
Holiday:  Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement)
Location:  SPCA/dog pound
Object:  A copy of the Wall Street Journal

Rebecca Snow
Holiday:  Christmas
Location:  A tunnel
Object:  A Matzo ball

Charissa Udar
Holiday:  The Queen’s Birthday Holiday
Location:  A dentist’s office
Object:  An ancient arrowhead

Jeri Unselt
Holiday:  Memorial Day
Location:  A museum
Object:  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Maria Violante
Holiday:  Halloween
Location:  A gas station
Object:  A mink coat

Warm and wicked wishes to our twelve writers this year.  I’m so excited.  Podcasted stories are due by July 1, and fans will have the opportunity to vote for their favorite this summer.  Who will be “Most Wicked 2012?”

Laurel Anne Hill (Most Wicked 2011)
http://www.laurelannehill.com 

Horror Takes No Holidays: 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge Assignments is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

Come to the 2012 San Mateo County Fair (https://www.sanmateocountyfair.com) and for no extra charge — once you’ve paid for admission to the fair and parking — attend the following writing workshops, seminars and panels at the Fair’s Literary Arts Stage:

Saturday, June 9

2 – 3 pm:  Writing Fight/Battle Scenes (Laurel Anne Hill)

3 – 4 pm: Why Facts Matter in Fiction (Geri Spieler)

4 – 5:30 pm: How to Pitch to an Agent/Publisher (Ezra Barany & Beth Barany)

Sunday, June 10

2 – 3 pm: Writing Craft (Martha Engber)

3 – 4:30 pm: Local Publishers Panel (Participants to be announced soon)

Tuesday, June 12

3 – 4 pm: Creativity Self-Coaching for Writers (Darlene Frank)

Saturday, June 16

4-5 pm: Podcasting and Creating Book Trailers (Ezra Barany, Beth Barany, Laurel Anne Hill)

Plus there will be many readings, creativity workshops and literary presentations during the week.  I’ll provide a complete schedule by the beginning of June. 

Free Workshops for Writers at the 2012 San Mateo County Fair is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

When witches gather to revel on the Brocken Mountain during Walpurgisnacht this year, they’ll have to do the Beer Barrel Polka without me.  April 30^th twill be the night I finalize the potential assignments for the 2012 Wicked Women Writers Challenge.

First, I’ll assemble my four mini-cauldrons on my trusty hearth.  Please forgive the fact that these vessels resemble coffee cups.  It’s the thought that counts.  Next, I’ll add magical ingredients to three of these containers.  No eye of newt or tongue of dog, mind you.  The use of dust bunnies will be far more humane, and I’m tired of seeing them on the floor.

Next, cauldron #1 will receive little slips of paper, each paper containing the name of a single holiday.  The slips of paper going into cauldron #2 will each contain the name of a place.  Mini-cauldron #3 will receive the names of objects.

Then, after sunrise on May 1, I’ll fill cauldron #4 with the names of those wicked gals who have accepted the 2012 WWW Challenge and have sent me their contracts, short bios and headshots.  (Some of the photos and avatars you gals have emailed me are major cool.)

By noon (PDT) on May 1, I’ll draw one slip from each mini-cauldron, record the results, and draw another round, until all the assignments have been made.   Then I’ll send each Challenge participant an email with her assignment.

If your contract, bio and headshot don’t reach me until later on May 1, you can still participate, as long as you sent me your basic entrant information by April 15.  I won’t draw your assignment until I’ve received the requested materials, however.  The deadline for receipt of contracts, bios and headshots is 11:59 pm on Tuesday, May 1.

On May 2, I’ll give the overall list of participants and their assignments to HorrorAddicts.net Hostess Emerian Rich and post the information.  Podcasted story audios will be due July 1, 2012.  On August 11, stories will air and voting will begin.

Warm & Wicked Wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill

Horror Takes No Holidays: Laurel Anne Hill to Brew WWW Challenge Assignments on Walpurgisnacht is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

The Steampunk Hills Promote Safe Socks

On April 4, the International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action, I’m going to promote safe socks.  Your heard me.  Safe socks.  S-o-c-k-s.  I’ll roll up one leg of my blue jeans, show off my tomato-red sock with the Mines Advisory Group (MAG) logo, and when people ask me what the heck I’m doing, I’ll tell them.

“I’m lending a leg for the day,” I’ll say, “on behalf of landmine survivors, some of whom no longer possess all the limbs they had at birth.  I’m demonstrating my solidarity with all those striving to make landmines as extinct as Tyrannosaurus rex.”

Now, I live in a conservative community, so I might get some strange looks.  Yet over sixty countries contain buried, unexploded landmines–at least 110 million devices total.  Each year, landmines maim or kill over 4,000 people, approximately 25% of the victims children.  The first step in solving this horrendous problem is communicating the fact a problem exists.  That’s why the United Nations, landmine survivors, and various anti-landmine groups devised campaigns to promote global awareness and action on April 4th.  

As an author of science fiction and fantasy, I’m used to receiving odd glances.  Talking about problems is something I can do. Plus, the money I shelled out for my crimson socks will help Mines Advisory Group (MAG) render safe two square meters of mine-infested land.   

Thus, I invite you to roll up one of your pant legs on April 4^th.  Roll up a sleeve if you don’t wear jeans or slacks.  Even if safe socks aren’t your thing.  Relay the message to eradicate landmines.

Warm wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill
Moderator of the Minds Clearing Land Mines WordPress Blog  

Dance Dedicated to MAG

A Pointe for MAG

Promote “Safe Socks” on April 4 is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

Farewell funky flintlocks.  Good-bye Mexican lancers.  Hello Syrian landmines.

For months, Syria has sowed landmines along its borders with Turkey and Lebanon.  No new news there.  But now, according to HRW, civilian casualties have started.  In February 2012, for example, a 15-year-old boy from Tal Kalakh in Syria lost his right leg to a landmine while trying to help a wounded friend reach the Lebanese border and medical help.  The blast killed the previously-injured friend.

This incident was not isolated, according to information from the BBC’s Jonathan Head.

“Any use of antipersonnel landmines is unconscionable,” said Stephen Goose, Arms Division director at HRW .  ”There is absolutely no justification for the use of these indiscriminate weapons by any country, anywhere, for any purpose.”

Antipersonnel mines are militarily ineffective weapons that mostly kill and injure civilians, HRW indicated.  A total of 159 countries have joined the 1997 Mine Ban Treaty, which comprehensively prohibits the use, production, trade, and stockpiling of antipersonnel mines.  (That is, landmines which can be triggered by the weight of a child or an adult person.)  The size and origin of Syria’s stockpile of landmines is not clear, but is thought to consist mostly of Russian-made weapons.  Russia, like China, Syria and the USA, has not signed the international Mine Ban Treaty.

Speaking of Syria, the BBC reported the following United Nations (UN) claim:  230,000 Syrians fled their homes in the past year.  Of those, 30,000 fled abroad while 200,000 remain displaced within Syria.  The UN also claimed more than 8,000 people – many of them women and children – have been killed since the anti-government protests erupted.

That adds up to one heck of a lot of human tragedy.

According to BBC, Kofi Annan (the former UN chief who the UN and Arab League have appointed to find a peaceful solution to the crisis in Syria), had what he called a “useful meeting” with the opposition Syrian National Council (SNC).  The SNC wants democracy established in Syria.  Mr. Annan next plans to meet with Syria’s President Bashar al-Assad.   Meanwhile, in the UN Security Council, Russia and China have blocked resolutions condemning the actions of Syria’s President Bashar al-Assad against the people of Syria.  Alas, diplomacy in complex situations takes time.

During that time, the unrest claims more lives.  And because of landmines:  more legs, arms and eyes.

The International Campaign to Ban Landmines, the United Nations, and others recently launched the “Lend your leg for a mine-free world” campaign.  Campaigners — including U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon — are asking people around the world to join them in a demonstration against the use of landmines.  The action is simple.  Roll up one of your pant legs on April 4, 2012, the International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action.

When people ask you what on earth you’re doing, tell them!

For more information, visit the Minds Clearing Land Mines blog which I moderate.

Warm wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill (Author of “Heroes Arise”)
http://www.laurelannehill.com

Farewell Flintlocks. Hello Landmines is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

"Should I roll up my right pant leg on April 4th, or my left?"

Do you support the idea of a world free of landmines?  If so, show that support on Wednesday, April 4.  Spend the day with one of your pant legs rolled up just below (or if needed, above) the knee.  Which means, gals, you’ll need to wear slacks or jeans that day, too, if your culture permits and you’re allowed to show your legs.  And when people ask you what on earth you’re doing, tell them!

You’re “lending a leg” on behalf of landmine survivors, some of whom no longer have the two lower limbs they were born with.  You’re demonstrating solidarity with all those who hope to make landmines as extinct as Tyrannosaurus rex.

Let me explain.

In December 2005, the United Nations (U.N.) General Assembly declared April 4 of each year “International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action.”  I just learned about the declaration a few months ago, which suggests that public promotion for the day has been less than ideal.

On the positive side of awareness and action, eighty percent of countries have banned landmines since the global Mine Ban Treaty entered into force thirteen years ago.  Most countries no longer produce them, and millions of mines have been removed.

But landmines still continue to kill, maim and threaten people.  Deaths and injuries from landmines and explosive remnants of war currently total over 4,000 per year.  Civilians comprise approximately seventy percent of the casualties and twenty-five percent of victims are children.  Many lose feet, legs, hands or eyes.

In response, landmine survivors, the International Campaign to Ban Landmines, the United Nations, and other partners have now launched the “Lend your leg for a mine-free world” campaign.  Campaigners — including U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon — are asking people around the world to join them by rolling up their pant legs on the International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action.  That is, on April 4th.

Over sixty countries contain buried, unexploded landmines.  No one knows how many are out there, but rough estimates start at one-hundred million and climb higher.  Angola has approximately six million.  Afghanistan contains somewhere between ten and thirty million.  “Lending a leg” on April 4^th, won’t alter those horrific facts by April 5^th.  However, public education about the problem can promote positive change over time through increased donations to appropriate charities, invention of new land mine clearance technologies, community involvement and political action.

And speaking of inventing new land mine clearance technologies, that’s where “lending your brain” becomes vital.  Do you have any creative ideas?  Do you know anyone else who might?  Start your own think tank on Facebook.  Or simply share your ideas on the “Minds Clearing Land Mines” WordPress blog: http://mindsclearinglandmines.wordpress.com/.  You, too, can be as smart as a rat.

Warm wishes from Laurel Anne Hill (Author of “Heroes Arise”)
http://www.laurelannehill.com

“Lend a Leg” and a Brain for a Landmine-Free World is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

Challenge Deadline April 11, 2012

All you guys who write horror — this “one’s” for you!

Masters of Macabre Challenge 2012 Announced

WHAT IS THE MASTERS OF MACABRE CHALLENGE?  An opportunity for male horror writers, published and unpublished, to strut their stuff. You write and record your own scary story, the contest organizers post it on the internationally famous HorrorAddicts.net site and let the listeners vote for the best one. The winner receives a host of prizes, most importantly the coveted “Master of Macabre” title and the privilege of organizing next year’s MoM Challenge.

*** THE DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS APRIL 11, 2012. ***

 The theme for 2012 is “Curses.”

For more details, go to the Masters of Macabre WordPress Blog:  http://mastersofmacabre.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/masters-of-macabre-challenge-2012-announced/

From Laurel Anne Hill,
A Wicked Woman Writer
(Voted “Most Wicked 2011″ by fans of HorrorAddicts.net) 

Writing Contest for Male Horror Writers. Entry Deadline April 11, 2012. is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

Dragon Dronet as Darth Malgus

Okay, it took me two months to hear about my friend, Dragon Dronet, playing Darth Malgus in the Star Wars Times Square Flash Mob last December.  He even shaved his head for the part.  So all you fans who are as out of touch as I am, be sure to watch the “Choose Your Side” video on YouTube, staged by Electronic Arts to celebrate the official launch of BioWare’s STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wjf_lWxqyI

From Laurel Anne Hill (Author of “Heroes Arise”)

http://www.laurelannehill.com

Dragon Dronet: STAR WARS™: The Old Republic™ – Times Square Freeze Mob is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

In December 2005, the United Nations (UN) General Assembly declared April 4 of each year “International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action.”  I just learned about the declaration a few months ago.  “International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action” was a long title for me to rattle off during casual conversation, let alone scribble in a small square on my kitchen calendar.  So for personal purposes, I shrunk the official title down to “Mine Awareness and Action Day.”  Sorry, UN General Assembly.  Sometimes writers edit words.

The “mine” in mine awareness refers to land mines and explosive remnants of war (ERW), such as artillery shells and grenades.  The international day of observance aims to raise awareness about land mines and make progress toward their eradication.  The term, mine awareness, is fairly self-explanatory.  Mine action refers to everything from fencing off dangerous areas, to assisting land mine victims and teaching people how to remain safe in a mine-affected environment.  A lot to accomplish in a mere twenty-four hours.

Obviously, the world can’t and doesn’t wait until April 4 every year to organize mine awareness and action projects or make information available.  The process runs 24/7, with a scope both broad and complex.

To increase your mine awareness and learn a few simple ways ordinary folks can “take action,” go to http://mindsclearinglandmines.wordpress.com/mine-awareness-and-action/.

Warm wishes,

Laurel Anne Hill, Author of “Heroes Arise”
(Moderator for the Minds Clearing Land Mines WordPress Blog and Facebook page.)

Land Mine Awareness and Action (by Laurel Anne Hill) is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill

Warm wishes and happy writing,

Laurel Anne Hill  (http://www.laurelannehill.com) 

Script to Novel: Double Your Odds of a Sale

At a Glance Live webinar on adapting your screenplay into a publishable novel. Learn methodology for identifying critical scenes, and how to create a more compelling story, engaging characters, and evocative setting for the novel. Learn how to leverage your story’s potential in both film and literary markets to effectively double your odds of a sale.

Register today for this live webinar!
Session Date: Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Session Start Time: 1:00PM PST/ 4:00 PM EST
Duration: 90 Minutes

Each registration comes with access to the archived version of the program and the materials for one year. You do not have to attend the live event to get a recording of the presentation. In all webinars, no question goes unanswered. Attendees have the ability to chat with the instructor during the live event and ask questions. You will receive a copy of the webinar presentation in an e-mail that goes out one week after the live event. The answers to questions not covered in the live presentation will be included in this e-mail as well.

About the Critique

All registrants are invited to submit up to 5 pages of their script, or up to 500 words of their synopsis or treatment. All submissions are guaranteed a written critique.

For more information go to: https://www.writersstore.com/script-to-novel-double-your-odds-of-a-sale.

 

Adapting your screenplay into a novel? I just heard about a great Writers Store webinar. is a post from: Laurel Anne Hill